So, as any good blogger, I have abandoned this page for...oh, a year and some change. Completely neglecting my duty to the zero(0) people who read this. And for that I will say "I'm sorry, no one."

What has driven me back to this blog? Well, as any good employee, I spend countless amounts of time sitting at my desk, being unproductive. I just thought I'd share my incompetencies, so some one can dig them up and fire me.

That's all for now. Get back to business! Cause time is money, and I'm not getting any poorer.